My name is Caitlin…

…and I speak for the trees :)

lindseys-sister:

I seriously love Emma Stone.

I literally did this last night to one of my guy friends after one too many margaritas. It’s official, Emma Stone and I are the same person.

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#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

The tags!

THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS. I KNEW IT!

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cintiiismiles:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’thave to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

I love her so much!

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Bitches get stuff done!

Forever reblog.

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oh-itsdana:

This woman.

I had a dream last night that I had a pet duck.

It started out as a baby deer that followed my mother and I home one day. We were DRIVING home, and the deer was just skirting the highway, following us. Then, when we got home, the baby deer was suddenly a duck. I was a little skeptical of the duck at first….I didn’t trust it. But as time went on, that duck became my best friend. I loved that duck.

Seriously, my dreams make me wonder what the fuck is going on with my subconscious.

I love Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

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GPOY. Crazy cat lady in the making, right here :)

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